hello america!!! if you hired me to do something for you, your family, your friends & all the rest of the people in your community &, i failed to do it, would you rehire me?
regardless of what all i may have attempted to do, none of it helped---actually, it worsened your condition. i have made numerous promises to you in the past &, because i want you to rehire me, i'm making numerous promises for your future. i am the only one that can break the 'gridlock' in your congress. i have surrounded myself with some of the 'smartest' people on the planet (even if they didn't know how to file their own taxes) &, we know what's better for you then you do, after all...
i promise you:::::::::::::::: i can create jobs; i can keep you in your home; i can keep the banks lending you money; i can fix your immigration concerns; i can make gm & chrysler everything your father thought it would be; i can make america energy self-dependent; i can make 'green' jobs work; i can change how business is conducted in washington; i can keep lobbyists out of my admin; i can fix your border concerns; i can fix your education problems; i can keep your military the strongest & best in the world; i can let you read the bills online for five days before i sign them; i can fix all of the 'free trade' problems you face; i can close 'gitmo'; i can allow c-span to televise our debates; i can fix your 'open, honest, & transparentcy' concerns; i can lower your children's school loans; i can lower your healthcare cost; i can allow you to keep your present healthcare provider; i can allow you to hold my admin to the highest standards in the land; i can cut your federal deficit in half; i can keep unemployment from reaching 8%.
so please, forgive me, it was pres bush's fault & we never realized just how screwed up he left us, &, please rehire me for the next four years because I strongly & actively support our unions.
&, please remember, the above is not my fault....blame pres bush. i inherited this mess..........&, by the way, i strongly support the wisconsin recall but we don't have enough gas to get ther to support it in person, besides, if gov walker is re-elected, i'll look like the fool i really am........
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