hello america!!! yes, i can fix your leaky roof for x amount of dollars. yes, out of all of those roofers, i am the only one that can fix it. yes, we need to do it immediately; right now. (& later) i fixed it ahead of schedule & under budget. yes, i fixed it to do exactly what i designed it to do---stop the leaks.
months later, you ask, WHY IN THE HELL IS MY ROOF STILL LEAKING? my response is: i didn't tell you the leaks would stop in a few months. i've been telling you that it takes time. i never told you i would fix all the leaks. these things take time. you have the sun in the summer; the snow in the winter; the rain in the spring; the bird droppings all year round; the rotted wood that was left on there by my competitor; you have the gradual sinking of the surrounding grounds; you have overweight people & heavy couches in your house; the obese people in europe affected the slope of the earth in america; the melting of the icecaps have created more moisture in the air that hurts our metal nails that we import from china; the tree happy lovers are keeping us from getting the good wood; your neighbors religious music is affecting my workers performance; besides, you park that big-assed suv in the driveway that cants the level of your house.
so, hell no---it's not my fault however, if you rehire me, i promise to do exactly what i've already done & that should solve the problem.................http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2MjQ17kDng
now, you have a choice between me & my competitors (their ways have been proven over time) while i offer you 'hope & change' & i'm the only one that can move your roofing project 'forward'.....
YOU BE THE JUDGE & I CAN ONLY HOPE YOU ARE AN HONEST ONE..........WOULD YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT AT YOUR ROOF??? by the way, i have some extra buckets for those little 'bumps in the road'.
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